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Originally Posted by handmaiden
But. . .Do we really want Canada?
Oh, I get the natural resources thing. Still, we would have to deal with a certain number of Canadians. That makes the whole acquisition seem like more trouble than it is worth.
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Now that just strikes at the heart of the matter - and no one else does either. Not even the British would lift a finger - and no doubt would be met with spontaneous laughter.
As far as the resources are concerned, with our horizontal drilling technology we could suck all that oil and gas right out from under them and they would never notice. They're all a bunch of "Greenies" anyway and have no intention of using it.
The major problem is that Canada is slowly becoming a shithole country and at some point we'll be faceed with masses of them crossing the border into our country. From what I can tell we already have around 70,000 illegal Canadians here already.
Inevitably we're going to have to do something as building a border wall will be prohibitively expensive, but I'm loathe to contemplate an arranged marriage to a French family - notorious, among other things, for their legendary bathing habits.
I would be more inclined to propose some good old-fashioned colonialism, with perhaps Ann Coulter being appointed as governor. The Canadian "democracy" is a joke anyway, but we could allow them to keep Justin Trudeau for entertainment purposes - along with their beer drinking and hockey.