The Brady Bunch theme songs fails to mention the rampant fornication that surely occurs between the "siblings" on the show. I petitioned Congress back in 1969 when this heinous show first appeared to have the lyrics altered to the following:
Here's the story of three boys
and three girls who are unrelated
whose bedrooms are only separated by an adjoining bathroom.
The house is designed by the father
who is an architect so he obviously is encouraging this despicable, sinful living situation.
The show's creator Sherwood Schwartz complained that I was reading too much into it and that my new lyrics paid no regard to rhythm and rhyme. This still infuriates me.