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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Even though I am a friendly and popular fellow, my ex neighbor Mrs. Johnson seems to be unable to stop spreading false rumors about me. Those pelvic movements behind the exhaust of my Hummer were because the exhaust pipe was misaligned. I am old so this simply is the most practical way to align an exhaust pipe for me.
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It must be difficult...
King David had a young woman to keep him warm. Maybe, if you have a young woman to keep you warm, your joints won't be so stiff; and you can use your hands more... not to mention you'll be able to do all kinds of home improvement jobs around the house!
