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Default Re: A Poem about the Gospels - 02-03-2009, 04:11 AM
God smites the Philistines with hemorrhoids in their secret parts!
God asks the Philistines to make him five golden hemorrhoids!
And God killed those cheeky 50,070, who dared look in the Ark!
God makes a covenant with you, that He may thrust your eyes out!
And I hope when the Spirit comes upon you, like Samuel, you too will hack an oxen up and send a piece to each coast of Israel!
God ordered Saul to kill all the Amalekites - men, women, babies, toddlers - even their ox, sheep, camels and donkeys!
God repented of making Saul king, when he refused to do the righteous killing!
So he was haunted by an evil spirit from the Lord!
When David needs to buy a wife, he knows the price - 200 Philistine foreskins, not 100, 200 dang it!
Kill everybody who pisses against the wall!
And David kills all the Amalekites even though Saul had already killed them all!
Saul goes to Endor on a fender, gets a witch to dig up the ditch, resurrected Samuel!
But oh no, the Amalekites must have got risen too, for even though they were all killed twice, they come invade again!
AMEN!
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