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Originally Posted by Joharis Henderson
Hello True Christians™ of the internet. I came across this Godly™ website and was excited to join God’s Favorite Church as a redeemed Sodomite. I have renounced the disgusting lifestyle of faggotry and accepted Lord Jesus as my truest Daddy. I have hence had 3 beautiful boys with statuesque and angelic bodies. Praise God.
I am currently a member of New Destiny Church, in New Sodom (ie Orlando, FL) where Donald Trump’s (God bless him) favorite Pastoress Paula White (the honorary male) presides.
My favorite quote of the KJV (1611) Bible is of course James 5:14 “ Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord”. This keeps in mind that I was a disgusting, AIDS-ridden, boy piffleing , Sodomite. Yet thanks to True Christians Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord”.
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, dear Mr. Henderson! We are so pleased to have you with us. Thank you very much for your interesting introductory message. It's so good to know that you have forsaken the pleasures of sin and debauchery, and that you are walking with the
daily.
I am sure that you will find much here to strengthen your faith in Almighty
. I should note that we read only the blessed
, as we have no time for those other watered-down versions of scripture.
Please, do feel free to browse through our many relevant forums here. Undoubtedly, you will meet many
servants of
here, and all are more than happy to help you to serve
truthfully and effectively.
May the
bless you, Dear; as you seek
— here, at
.