Re: Apple Sued - iPhone Makes Man Gay -
10-06-2019, 02:02 PM
There can be no doubt iPhones are spreading homerism. I slip into a back booth at Starbucks occasionally to take notes on what homers are doing these days.
I've notices a suspicious practice. Customers show the face of their Apple iPhones to the clerk. The clerk zaps the iPhone with a laser.
What is that all about? My guess is the iPhone has homer porn and the clerk is recording and spreading it.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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