So with a new plague sent by God (the so-called "
Clocoavirus), liberals are scrambling to find something to blame other than their own sin. Typically they trot out a bunch of
nerd scientists who blame factory farms, saying that the conditions in them "
breed" new plagues.
Next comes the demand to play with our meat. Expect to see plans for "
artificial meat" which of course is being pushed by the big cannibal lobby. Also,
cloning. Cloning scares people, so I'm going to say it again. Cloning.
Worst of all is "
free-range meat". I don't know exactly what their plan is, but is seems to involve creating a horrifying army that will be like the mongol hordes, only with more clucking.
Oh, you may be laughing now, but liberals just love miscegenation, so you know they're going to crossbreed them with ostriches.