One of the most
neglected but most
glorious promises in the
Bible is that of the
Footstool. Praise Jesus! Once in
Heaven, there is a certain risk of getting
bored after the first few quadrillion years. Personally, I am not
too worried, as I am going to be mightily entertained by being
fed by Jesus Christ (Revelation 7:17), giggling on top of the
lookout spot at the demise of the sinners (Luke 16:26), while
God is drying my tears of laughter (Revelation 21:4). Still, it is good to know that the footstool solution is also available at a constant basis!
Mark 12:36
For David himself said by the Holy Ghost, The LORD said to my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool.
Luke 20:43
Till I make thine enemies thy footstool.
Now
THAT is going to be fun! Some of the worst sinners will be taken into
Heaven to avoid the
tungsten enemas and other tortures that
Jesus has designed for Hell (Matthew 8:12). Instead, these enemies of ours will spend the eternity prostrate submitting to us,
True Christians™. Glory! It will be
exciting to see if they will keep their human form, as follows:
The alternative above looks most
entertaining. The enemy, the sinner will spend year after year after year (after year) in the prone position, never
ever will he get any relief. He will beg for
tungsten enemas but will receive none!
This one also looks nice with some outdoor entertainment preferably by a nice brook with
bubbling refreshments. The footstool above looks like a Welshman, and they're
all enemies of
God so there'll be plenty to choose from.
Nice.
But... We might be surprised, if
Jesus decides to transfrom the enemies into
actual ottomans. In that case, I'd really like the model depicted below!
For those with a more playful mind, for instance the
True Christian™ ladies who are all
intellectually inferior to me but still pious, a fun model can be seen below!
With eyes the enemy would still be able to
see how we
frolic and enjoy ourselves in
Heaven while (s)he is confined to the ottoman shape for
eternity.
Nice.
This is what I expect. This is what I shall get. It's a
promise!
Hebrews 10:13
From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool.
But
who? Who is the enemy that I shall use as my footstool? There's so
much to choose from? The pope Frances? Hillary Clinton? Queen of England? Mr. Dawkins. Not Stephen Hawking, he's too
bony and I crave for eternal comfort! Perhaps Marlon Brando would do? Or
Luciano Pavarotti the Papist?
Nice.
What about you?? Brethren and Sisters! Who is gonna be
your footstool for ever and ever?!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
