I endorse this letter wholeheartedly!
As a True Christian manly man, I barely notice women at all, no matter how provocatively they dress.
But were I weaker, I would not appreciate their attempts to lure me into lust and damn my eternal soul to HELL!
Women, don't think GOD won't hold you responsible for lascivious thoughts you may have forced into the minds of innocent men everywhere with your bosoms and buttocks nearly exposed entirely!
Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come! - Luke 17:1
I will pray your niece marries a True Christian man, that she may please GOD and He will send her a bounty of sons so that GOD can be pleased even more.