Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do? -
09-29-2018, 07:01 AM
In response to thread title, I say hold a phial and catch the issue to send to Landover Semenology Labs immediately for demon-inspection and cryogenic freezing as an emergency hold-over until you can forcibly marry your son off to satiable wife who can have the defrosted sample tenderly injected with a turkey baster. This is what a neighbor recommended and by example, had it done for Mildrew. The process has sharply discouraged masturbatory habits henceforth.
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