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Default Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes - 10-19-2019, 04:17 PM
I learned this one at the convent ---

what do you call a hermaphrodite with a fused poopie-hole and vajayjay profusely bleeding?

a semi-colon followed by a period.

No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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