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Default Re: I require the guiding hand of the Lord. - 11-19-2022, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
How come Didymus is still alive then? Does God have plans for him?
Mr. Much, (I do not count myself amongst those on a first-name basis with the gentleman), serves The Lord's purpose despite his repudiation of Jesus' existance.

As a well-read -- if hell-bound-- atheist, Mr. Much keeps the Fluffy Bunny Deluded "Christians" honest. They often barge in here with the intent to lecture us about the loving nature of Christ. Mr. Much reminds them that there is just a bit more to the story. When they realize that a perverted, brain-addled atheist knows more about the Bible than themselves, they are invariably humbled.


Just kidding, they often fly into a spittle-emitting rage. Then they absurdly command us all to go to Hell. Mr. Much, of course, is already headed there, so, I guess that gives them the satisfaction of being right on at least the one point. No doubt that realization serves as a salve to their bruised and bloody egos.


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