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Jesus Monty Python 50 Years: Glorious Fight against Catholics and Christ-Killers - 10-08-2019, 11:07 AM

Once in a blue Moon even the Godless ex-empire of the United Kingdom produces decent entertainment worthy of True Christian™ attention. That happened exactly 50 years ago, when the comedy group under the tutelage of a man called Monty Python started to perform. Over the years, this groups of thespians produced high-quality rebuttals of Roman Catholicism as well as opposed valiantly bothJehovah's Witnesses and excessive Zionism. Obviously, I have never watched any of their shows or movies, as my time is precious and Prayer takes precedence on a 24/7 basis (1 Thessalonians 5:17). Still, for the inquisitive True Christian™ children, Mr. Monty Python and his entourage can offer some immaculately Godly entertainment. The following review is based on Prayer and, in some cases, pictorial material available in the Interwebs.



The hilarious ways how Mr. Python mocks the Catholic swarm is exemplified in his cinematic oeuvre, Life of Brian. Apparently, this false prophet lived around the same era as Jesus and caught the attention of the Romans, i.e., future Catholics. Mr. Python reveals the silly state of the Papist mind by showing us the True Nature™ of their Caesars and legionnaires. The Papists display auricular perversions and concentrate on the Papist grammar instead of Jesus. It must be quite fannyfunny to watch this.



Instead of copying Sacred Texts about Jesus, they insist on writing "Papists want to go home" hundreds of times as some kind of twisted stone-age graffiti.



It gets even better. The film's culmination is apparently a scene where a Jehovah's witness is stoned to death. The criminal apparently can only utter the word "Jehovah", a doctrinal falsification of the True™ God based on the Jooish language. That alone is not worthy of punishment but we can assume that the man also denied the Divinity of Jesus Christ. He may have been the first JW ever. All this is documented in this film, Life of Brian.

Deuteronomy 29:26
For they went and served other gods, and worshipped them, gods whom they knew not, and whom he had not given unto them:


In another movie directed by Mr. Python, God is obviously the protagonist. It is called "The Meaning of Life" and depicts God as the poster boy.



Let us pass the spherical Earth heresy this time, as Mr. Python could not have known better because of the dismal public schooling system of the United Kingdom. This film continues to reveal the True Nature® of the Catholic cult. They compete with us, True Christians™ in reproduction and Mr. Python shows that unfortunately the Papists are winning! He shows us the typical Catholic family in all its gory.



As we can see, they beget like rabbits. We should increase our efforts to inseminate our wives (mine is unfortunately postmenopausal) to gain the upper hand come Armageddon!

What about the Christ-killers? Mr. Python does not spare celluloid to show their depraved state. We must pray for them and guide them to find Jesus Christ. Based on the Creation Science finding of genetic entropy we can see how the accumulating mutations are deforming the Isrealites, especially their women.



For those True Christians™ who are still incapable of concentrating on the Holy KJV Bible only, I thus strongly recommend Mr. Monty Python and his works as good, decent, Godly material to enjoy and distribute to our yet unsaved children to guide them unto Jesus's Bosom! Glory. Indeed, this laughter must come from God.

Genesis 21:6
And Sarah said,
God hath made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me.


Of course, I never laugh, I Pray. But I display enormous tolerance towards those who find "humor" fanny "funny".


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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