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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
These trolls that come by here and make ridiculous arguments are quite amusing. They use the word "science" but know little about God's role in it.
Let's take the moon's "phases." If you watch the moon a lot you will see that sometimes it is not there, sometimes it is all there, sometime half and so on. Why does this happen?
These "phases" are God sending coded messages to his favorite people. Those of us at Landover Baptist know what God is saying.
Recently, for example, the moon has been full. This is code for God telling us at Landover Baptist to open our eyes and see what evil Satan and his liberals are doing. Sometimes we see Democrats doing half witted things. God will show us a half moon.
Trolls here should buckle down and study this stuff.
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Hold on guys, the kind gentleman wants to share his wisdom with us.
Go ahead man, we're listening