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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
- He has not slept since 1997.
- His boyhood friends called him "Ace."
- He wears size 14 shoes.
- Although he seems to have a bit of trouble with English, he speaks eight other languages fluently.
- His favorite film is Akira Kurosawa's 1952 classic "Ikiru," and he has memorized every word of the dialogue in the original Japanese.
- His favorite color is blue.
- He won the 1967 Yale Chess Championship.
- At dinner parties he amuses the guests by crushing charcoal briquettes into very small diamonds.
- He prefers Fords to Chevys.
- His urine can be used as a powerful motor fuel.
- His favorite TV show is "24."
- While visiting Asia, he dove for pearls and stayed under water for 11 minutes before resurfacing for air.
- Doctors have measured his manhood at 21 inches long and 9 inches around, flacid. He uses two belts to strap it to his left leg, so the bulge in in pants will not unecessarily excite too many ladies.
- While visiting his brother in Florida in 1992, he rescued a small child from the jaws of an alligator.
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Those who do not believe in prescience, regard this foreknowledge of our Godly Commander in Chief (in waiting). Truer than ever before.