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Unhappy Dumb things wives/women say! - 08-13-2018, 03:59 PM

Friends,
In an effort to share in True Christian™ mens suffrage, I have created this support thread to deal with the dumb (or unChristian things) the women in our lives say or do. I'll share first:

At dinner the last night, out of the blue, Abigail looks right at me and proclaims:

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"John, I resent the fact I was raped by you, impregnated and forced to marry you! BY MY OWN PARENTS!!!"

As you can imagine, I was dumbfounded, shocked and downright hurt. I explained to her, lovingly, that I carefully chose her to rape, knowing she was the one for me. I didn't hide in the thorn bushes outside the Knoxville Baptist Womens Auxilery for hours without careful consideration. Abigail had refused my advances on more than one occasion so the rape bond was naturally the True Christian™ solution of making her mine...for life!!.

Quote:
Deuteronomy 22:28-29


28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
See, too many men rape women carelessly and end up in dysfunctional marriages - it's incredibly sad. Look at Hubert Dowry and his ex-wife; he had to lock her up in the basement as she constantly tried to leave. Why? He hated her, she hated him and both resented the rape bond (it was not well thought out). She eventually did leave after she was found hanging from her own tea towels. Sad that she is burning in hell, but Hubert seems to be a lot more happy these days knowing she won't be in heaven to pester him for eternity.


So I don't get where Abigail is coming from. We have two beautiful sons, I have provided (as long as she obeys and submits to my will Ephesians 5:22-33) and I even spent my hard earned money on this portable Menstra-hut so she doesn't have to spend her unclean time (Leviticus 15:19) in the back yard wood shack!!!

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