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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 03-11-2019, 06:58 PM

It has been some time since this thread was updated to show God’s continuing hatred of Iceland, but It is now my duty to report a couple of matters that could so easily have been avoided, had the Icelanders accepted Jesus.

Both are from the British Broadcorping Castration but have been confirmed by our Secret Missionaries on the island.

The first:
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Locals want Iceland to buy their island
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-...where-47357732



A town in Iceland wants the state to step in and stop a local island from becoming private property.

Ísafjarđarbćr* council has asked the environment and natural resources ministry to buy Vigur island* in the country's scenic Western Fjords,in a bid to ensure that the nature-lovers can still visit.

The council is worried that a private buyer will not allow public access to "this natural treasure in Ísafjarđardjúp fjord", as it wrote in its formal application to the ministry.

Vigur's 45 hectares (111 acres) have been for sale since last spring, and Davíđ Ólafsson of the Borg** estate agency said that interest is running high -he received 30 enquiries about it last month alone - all from abroad.

US enquiries
Most potential buyers live in the United States, and "many want to know about helicopter access to the island", he said.

*You may rest assured that these names will be changed to something sensible and pronounceable – the name “Flint” and "Flint Island” are currently the front runners.
** Is this related to "Star Wars"? We should be told!
The report is accurate as I did enquire on behalf of Landover about a Helicopter pad, servicing facilities, gun ranges, the open season on seal cubs, the local price of whale meat, an assurance that there is no “Penis Museum” on the island, and the number of pagans and other degenerates on the island as the latter will need transportation to a Christian Rehabilitation Camp.

Iceland’s fear before the wrath of The Lord can be seen in these remarks:
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The island is an important nesting site for puffins and eider ducks, [Edit Both worshiped as gods in Iceland] and is also home to Iceland's only windmill - a protected monument that dates back to the 1860s, that was in operation until 1917.
Iceland's smallest post office is to be found on Vigur, as is its oldest boat.
Built in 1800, the boat was used to transport sheep to the mainland until 19 years ago, and is still in good condition.
The fact that these Islanders have to float about in a 200 year-old boat is more proof that God is denying them the better things in life because of their idolatry! When Landover buys the island, the first thing we’ll do is to burn the thing and have the resident buy a modern one.


The second report brings to mind the futility of attempting to defy God and to bear false witness:

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Iceland mayors object to Google snow
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-...where-47524668

Summer in Bolungarvík

Winter in Bolungarvík

Two mayors in Iceland are campaigning to have Google Maps change its satellite image of their towns, which are shown as covered in snow.

Jón Páll Hreinsson says this could put overseas tourists off visiting Bolungarvík in the picturesque Western Fjords region, whose islands and fishing villages are already a popular summer destination for Icelanders.

"This snowbound image gets on my nerves," he told the Vísir news site, explaining why he sends the Google Maps site daily feedback about it - "I'll post a comment a day,until I get through to them".
See that! "I'll post a comment a day, until I get through to them"!

He can’t get through because snow has brought down the wires!

This unpronounceable mayor is wanting the good, God-fearing Americans at Google to lie so he can fill his personal coffers!

Disgusting! Corrupt!The Work of Satan!

Iceland and its people need Landover to save their immortal souls and to bring Honest, America Christian Theocracy to this cesspit of false gods.





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Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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