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Originally Posted by Prayer Warrior
This may be an awkward question, however, I want to make sure that You aren't inadvertently displeased by having to monitor distasteful sex acts.
I'm assuming pleasing sex acts involve acts between straight couples and within marriage, but can You go into anymore detail than this? What sex acts are particularly pleasing for You to monitor and which ones are particularly displeasing?
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OK. I'm gonna share my worst memories about the time I was incarnated. I can tell y'all that crucifixion is easy and as a God you can always cut out the pain. What I mean with the real worst of the worst is being born. Because of that I can tell y'all that ALL sex is disgusting and watching it is at best tedious and boring but mostly it triggers unimaginable trauma that you cannot fathom.
OK. Imagine this: Mary was about 11-12 when she gave birth to me and she was a freaking VIRGIN. This means that her cooter had never been exposed to any relaxation agents except of her nasty menstrual fluids. It was tight. The pushing and pushing seemed to go on for ever and imagine this! You body is in a constant state of suffocating pressure, you head is being squeezed through an orifice the size of your thumb and you have to tolerate the smells and slime and blood and to be frank she lost bowel and bladder control early on.
ALL sex is disgusting. I still awake each night in cold sweat screaming for the terrors I saw and experienced during by human birth. AND don't try to tell me that you know that you were also born in the same disgusting manner. I tell you you weren't! You never experienced the horrors of a VIRGIN birth with no girth to speak of. I can take a disengaged look at fish spawning (not salmon) any day. If I was to plan human reproduction over with Dad, we'd make you a spawning species. You'd go back to the sea and release the eggs in the millions and your kids would fight it off over there before emerging on a beach almost fully grown.
Because of this, here are no "more" or "less" disgusting forms of sex when it comes to sensory experience. Obviously, from the viewpoint of sin, things get a bit more complicated but JFGI or read the Bible. I wrote it, y'know?
Gotta go. Dad's streaming "Cuties" on Netflix.