Where are they? Loads of sluts have come out of the woodwork to falsely accuse Donald Trump of harassing, groping, or full-on raping them. Why isn't "Saint Barry" having his name dragged through the muck too? Are we supposed to believe that this boy kept it in his pants for eight years? Nope, not buying it. Not when he had to come home to
this every night:
Is the media
✡ sweeping the dozens and dozens of victimized White House interns (mostly white women, no doubt, and probably a few queers too) under the rug? Maybe, but there's another, far more terrifying, probability:
Does Obama still control the legion of terrorist-killing predator drones that are his only legitimate accomplishment as President? When Trump showed up to make the White House white again, did Barry sneak out with the passwords in his pocket? Is he still using them to covertly hold the world hostage like some sort of comic book movie supervillain? Maybe this is why The Wall hasn't been built yet -- Obama secretly called Trump and threatened to blow it up. We knew all along he was a terrorist.
Whatever the case may be, we can safely assume that the barbaric proportions of Obama's perverted rape spree totally dwarfs Lewinskygate and perhaps even puts Bill Cosby to shame. The damage he inflicted as president is far beyond what we officially know, and he might just be able to murder any of us with the push of a button.