Once President Trump (
) a.k.a. The Best World Leader Ever, becomes a president for life, that is king, we should create some of the rules that work so wonderfully in places such as North Korea or Russia.
Examples:
1. Every time King Trump speaks in public, people should be obligated to attend, to avoid any lies about small crowds. People not attending events happening within 60 miles of their place of residence should be considered for sending to hard labor camps (a.k.a. private prisons) - especially serial offenders.
2. Every time King Trump stops speaking, there should be a minimum 10 minutes of enthusiastic standing ovations following the speech. Antisocial individuals who stop clapping a few seconds early or do not clap enthusiastically enough should also be considered for sending to hard labor camps.
3. Every inappropriate joke regarding King Trump (including but not limited to his hair, complexion, twitting, pussy grabbing, hand size, etc) should be punished with 10 years of hard labor for the joke-teller and 5 years for the listeners. Cumulative sentences should apply for telling multiple jokes.
4. Tank parades, including showing off King Trump's missiles. Every great leader of the world loves those, and King Trump is the Greatest Leader Ever.
5. Free press - nah, we really don't need it. King Trump should join Fox News with Breitbart and close all of the other networks. While the internet may pose a problem (such as fake news continuing to come from foreign countries), China has solved that problem by banning access to all of the suspicious (foreign) IP's. King Trump should follow that example.
6. Early childhood education. It is crucial that all children be educated to read the Bible, worship Jesus, and support King Trump. All textbooks should be edited to exclude evolution, include Bible-based science only, and cultivate love of our Beloved Leader.
That would
MAKE GREAT AGAIN!