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Originally Posted by Elmer Christianson
I am a bit put off that nobody has suggested a good Godly spankning! My daddy would have given me the buggy whip if he had caught me playing with my wedding tackle. You'd best tell that toddler that if he touches it again Jesus is gonna turn him into a Barbie Doll!
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I pray the boy should be so lucky. However, Brother Hatchet could place a tightly-wound rubber band around the offending choo-choo (and those
other bobbly bits); the infant would soon associate his groin with terrible pain, which only abates with the blackening and the dropping-off of his unmentionables ... behold, a new Eunuch for Christ©.