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Default Re: Ask Shirlee - 01-19-2008, 06:33 AM

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"Im on my 3rd tour in Iraq and Im very lonely for a lady, know what I mean? Id even settle for a haji woman. but they dont even speak english! what to do?

Signed Ben"
Dear Ben Tover:

No, I don't know what you mean. You've joined up in the American Homer Army, fighting alongside queers to support the United Sodomites of America!

Oh, wait. By "lady" do you mean "effeminate swishy-man with shaved behind"? In that case, yeah, I know exactly what you mean!

They don't so much like the fags over in the Middle East, do they? I hear they like to burn 'em at the stake, or stone 'em to death, or maybe blow 'em up with IEDs! KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Listen up, Phagocytosis! God Hates FAGS like YOU.

Not a fag, you say? You fight for their rights, don't you? Alongside them with your precious "don't ask don't tell"? What's God got to say about that?

Romans 1, girlie-man.

24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:


25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Let's suppose for just one moment that you actually like women the way GOD intended. God also hates and considers worthy of death those who have pleasure in them that do those things He hates! That means YOU, Benji Bentover, might as well be taking another soldier deep, because your support of queers condemns you along with them!

Now, let's just pretend that you are in an army where queers are banned, and fighting for a country that doesn't adore sodomites and make them into famous talk show hosts and put them on the Hollyweird Squares. OK? Yeah, I know, it's fantasy. But we can imagine!

Let's pretend you really want a woman to call your own. What's God got to say about you marrying a God-hating, moon-worshipping Muslim dog?

2 Cor 6:14

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Could that goodness be any more clear, Benjamina?

God doesn't want any Christian marrying a non-Christian. Why? Temptation in the household! Confused children! Association with evil!

It's like having queers in your army unit, Brenda! You shouldn't bring an ARAB into your bed any more than you should bunk with your Sergeant!

GET IT, SOLDIER?

Straighten up, fly right, and crack that Bible, son! Drop your SOCKS (YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?) and those books with the sticky pages and focus on GOD'S articles instead!

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, you'll get yourself Saved before God uses one of those burqa-sporting Iraqi bitches you lust after to blow you straight to Hell!

Thank you for writing,

Shirlee Phelps-Dodge
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