[Elmer G. White]

Verily, the strange and anatomically confusing short extension on the forehead of this self-sodomite was intriguing.

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Our beloved Sister Mitza offered one plausible explanation, that of horns.

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Am I correct in thinking that abominator actually has horns?

This was, obviously, the conclusion of choice until a few days ago, and it had a solid Biblical basis:

Daniel 7:7
After this I saw in the night visions, and behold a fourth beast, dreadful and terrible, and strong exceedingly; and it had great iron teeth: it devoured and brake in pieces, and stamped the residue with the feet of it: and it was diverse from all the beasts that were before it; and it had ten horns.

Now, another advance in Creation Science has unraveled this mystery!

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Archeologists are once again uncovering evidence of the wrath of Jesus against the Sodomites who would cover the Earth with a plague of sin. A recent study suggests that when Mount Vesuvius erupted, the explosion caused such extreme heat that victims' skulls exploded, their blood boiled and their muscles, flesh and brains were replaced with ash, a fittingly Biblical end.

Just goes to show you, Jesus will not be mocked. He will have the last word!

Glory!

It is now obvious that the horn-like protuberance on this pervert's forehead is actually the moment of explosion frozen and fossilized in time to warn our generation of the perils of self-abuse. It is well-known that a rigorous session of masturbation can make a person feel as if his or her head exploded. Now we know that it actually does explode. Masturbation is dangerous, boys and girls. It causes volcanism and skull damage.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer