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Default Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here - 02-28-2009, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Sister SUV's real name is Sheytstyhkinkosos Unbayakonynka Shaporianastowovich-Valekkenova. She's Swedish.
Sweet Suffering Suck-o-tash - I mean, JESUS, Pastor; I wipe a staid tear from my eye while reminding you that I am of Danish descent. Denmark is a Country which is much closer to the U.S. than Sweden and thereby, more GODLY. And my actual Name in the Danish Tradition is simply "Queen Eyestein Fahrt" - or something of the sort.

Technically, I am a Danish-German-one-sixteenth-French-if-Alsace-was-in-French-hands-when-my-great-grandmother-(or whoever)-Relative-was-Born-there AMERICAN



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