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Default Re: History proves: Trump is right, Putin is a genius - 06-18-2022, 06:07 PM

Despite the many drawbacks of being a mere female in God's Glorious Creation, I have just now realized a singular advantage.

Being a weaker vessel, I will never be called upon to take up military responsibilities and thus I am spared the distress of wearing olive drab clothing.

Why is such a color the standard issue for soldiers? Shouldn't they wear red so that blood stains won't appear as noticeable? Or why not reflective silver so that light bounces off them and into their enemies' eyes thus interfering with their aim?

I've read somewhere that zebra stripes confuse predators so that they cannot tell where one animal begins and the other one ends. Is that a style possibility that could work for soldiers? Or how about fuzzy sweaters in a more flattering shade of green that could project the illusion of grassy knolls? Almost anything would have to be better than olive drab.


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