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Default Re: Woman Beheads Friend She Met in Church - 10-31-2022, 02:29 AM

I'm trying to imagine the introduction?
Vicar
— Hello, this is Miss Thanatogenos¹

Thanatogenos
— [smiles] Please, call me Aimée²

Vicar
— [nods] Dowsable³ ..well, I'll leave you two to chat [blinks]

Aimée
— Lend me £242,000⁴

Dowsable
— Yes
NEXT DAY
Aimée
— Have you brought the wedge?

Dowsable
— [apprehensive] No, I
One thing I noticed was that the younger was a "spiritual healer" which, since this was not a Baptist Church or (if it is) not a genuine one, very likely means witch. Jesus is the healer, not the Thanatogenoses of this world. It's also unusual for healers to remove heads. How can anyone look at these things and still imagine there's an actual message in every false church? One may as well look for random acts of kindness in atheistic Japan and thereby declare their emperor God! Some of them do, of course, officially, though, he isn't.

1. Not her real name
2. This isn't real, either
3. Pseudonyms used to respect privacy
4. I certainly had NOT ANTICIPATED such a sum was involved!!
4. Thought maybe £50
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