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Prayer Pray for Mike Pence, the REAL victim of Cornovirus - 02-27-2020, 02:27 PM
Please Pray for Mike Pence, who has been placed in charge of the US response to Coronavirus.

I'm sure he has the experience for the job what with his....Um...Experience...Doing....Things...And stuff.

Okay, so we don't know much about him, but we do know that he believes electrocution cures homosexuality, which puts him ahead of 99.9% of doctors, who are electrocure denialists.

Brother Mike has a serious choice ahead of him. It's tough to make the right call - should we be totally complacent, thinking of Coronavirus as just another news item sandwiched between celebrity scandals and disasters in far-off upronounceably-named pickaninny-populated Tsunami-magnets? Just something to talk about at the water cooler?

Or, should we panic, whatever "panic" means in this scenario, as far as I know it involves the same as above only now we spread twitter-rumors with ALL CAPS.

So it's either "trust the government, as we apparently already do" or "buy my prepper gear - buy 9 bodybags and get the 10th free!".

Tough call. If only there was some sort of in-between stage, a missing link if you will. Some science-nerd doctors are giving their advice, but who trusts them? More than we trust the government, that is? Doctors disagree with Mike Pense over zapping-the-gay-away! Who is going to listen to a bunch of electro-phobic homo-promoters?

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