[BrotherLarry]

I think I may have shared the story of my classmate in grade school, Andre. His mother would sometimes cook breakfast when Andre had sleepovers, and she would go on and on about how much Andre loved sausage. "Doesn't it feel good to eat sausage, Andre?" she would ask.


Andre didn't play baseball or football like the rest of us boys, but instead chose piano and flute lessons. He would fawn over one of the girls in class - but not in the way some guys do. No, for Andre it was about how pretty her dress was or asking how she got her hair to drape her face. Sometimes, when Andre would stick his tongue in my ear, I used to wonder if he was a homo like the ones in those magazines I found in the alley one summer day - the ones I took home and devoured from cover to cover. But I snapped out of it when I remembered how my priest also used to stick his tongue in my ear and decided it was just normal male behavior.


In 7th grade, Andre was chosen to play the lead in the school play, "Gypsy," as the title character. Some of us found that odd, but Shakespearean actors often played roles like that - so once again I gave him a pass.


Mother told me last year that Andre is now married to someone named Serge and they have a quaint cottage in Key West. He helps with the local homer activities and belts out songs from Gypsy in some homer bar there. I just shared all of these things to help prove Brother Levi's statements. It's important for parents to look for signs and when they are found, beatings must ensue. Gay demons are weak and therefore they don't like anything rough or uncomfortable. Regimens of spankings and deprivation of food and sleep will soon run those homo critters away if action is taken swiftly. Ignore those signs and little Johnny or Billy may just disappoint you when they ask each other to the prom.


May God save us from the Homer plague! As Brother Farmer and I recently displayed, men can go places and do things and send flowers to each other and talk on the phone for hours and text each other and frolic on the beach without losing our Salvation® because we both know we are real men. Don't let your little boys grow up not knowing how to behave like James and I.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry