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Arrow How to measure nontroversies: the Epstien Standard - 06-18-2022, 11:57 PM
I think we need to create a "nontroversy" measuring unit, to allow us to compare the amount of effort spend investigating this VS that.

The unit of measurement is an "Epstien".

"One Epstien" equals the amount of effort put into investigating the death of Jeffery Epstien.

Then we would have a quantified debate as we compare statistics on Benghazigate and Monicagate and Whitewater and Emailgate to wastes of time like Watergate and this.

How many Epstiens are we up to in this futile coup-hunt? Millions? Billions?

It was worth spending a few thousand Epstiens to find out that the cigars in the oval office had been up Monica's hoo-hoo. Otherwise George W. Bush might have smoked one, and I think he's allergic to fish.

But as for Watergate and this, I'd give them maybe one and a half Epstiens, and that's it.

Who cares if there was a coup attempt or not? Turkey had a coup attempt, and they're prospering. Africa has a coup or two a month, and they are the happiest people on earth.

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