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Default Re: HOW DO GOTHS CELEBRATE VALENTINES DAY ??? - 01-20-2009, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy View Post
Sure they take their girlfriends on 'dates', Brother N, but these 'dates' will involve an animal desecration or two, sex with corpses in a graveyard, violent gang-rape with PVC fetish/bondage clothing, fingernails being pulled out by pliars, severe beatings with rubber fists, drinking the blood of babies, and cutting out the hearts of Christians and eating them.
I think goth 'dates' mostly involve sharing a razor blade.


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