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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Brother Elmer,
Obviously, harlots like Britney Spears, Cher, Madonna, and Katy Perry won't be joining us in the celestial sphere of a Heavenly eternity. Is it safe to assume that some of the events mentioned in the brochure will take place at one of their concerts? I should think the LORD GOD would take great pleasure at sending a few million locusts while Madonna sings "Like a Prayer," or some brimstone during Britney's "Hit me Baby One More Time." If you think this is a possibility, will there be a schedule somewhere in Heaven? Those are things I would love to watch while Jesus feeds me hot dogs and nachos.
Hmm...will there be nachos in Heaven - since they're Messican?
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry
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Verily, Brother, these are
extremely important questions that will affect our
comfort in
Heaven and determine how much we'll enjoy ourselves over there (very soon)! Regarding the best outlook spots to see
pagan or secular concerts of fornicatory music, please subscribe to our
Celestial Server immediately once in
Heaven.
The question about the
foods available is more easy to answer here on Earth. We know that
God will wipe our tears and Jesus will feed us but
what exactly is He going to delight us with? Let us look more closely at the
Only principal Source of Wisdom!
Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
As you can see, our
Rapture Preparation Committee is hard at work
until the last moment so we included also some of the
nicest accessories that will be
yours very very soon!
Let us continue
praying for Jesus to come quickly so that we can enjoy all this at our earliest convenience!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
