Brother Des,
My wife read this story aloud to my younger half children and they
wept incessantly during the ominous part where the rectal virginity of brave Hansel was threatened. Then, at the precious moment, when all tension was
released, a rare smile brightened up there faces.
Such a
Godly tale. It reminded me of one of my top-200 favorite verses:
2 Peter 1:4
Whereby are given unto us exceeding great and precious promises: that by these ye might be partakers of the divine nature, having escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
At the moment of despair:
a precious promise, a precious moment!
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Then, just when he was about to give up hope, a booming voice called out.
"Children! Oh, my precious lost children! I've found you at last!".
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And - verily - having escaped the world of sodomistic, alluring but so deceptive,
lust!
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"This is the Sodomeister 5000" cackled the Witch Queen "Using mind-altering marijuana, pop psychology, and the infernal power of television, we shall soon turn your clean-limbed brother gay.
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I am writing my congressman to start a
fundraising campaign for the movie rights of this version. I wonder is
Mr. Kirk Cameron would be available to play Hansel?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
