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Default Corrective Rape, THE Solution for the Lesbian Threat To America! - 05-06-2011, 06:35 AM

Now that Osama Bin Laden has committed suicide after receiving his AT&T data roaming bill, it is time to move on to the real #1 threat to America: Lesbians!

God clearly doesn't like lesbians:
  • They refuse to marry a man. A clear insult to God: 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
  • They lust after woman, a filthy sin: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
  • And they are all vegetarians because they do not like a firm piece of meat in their mouth. And as we all know, God doesn't like vegetarians: Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."
Fortunately the lesbian threat is very easy to fix! It is a well known fact that all lesbians are virgins. No woman who slept with a man has even been a lesbian. Being a lesbian is just another way of being ignorant. So the solution is simple: force the lesbian to have sex with a man and she will no longer be a lesbian: corrective rape! Pioneered in South Africa and perfected in the US Army, this method has been proven to be 100% effective! If only all of America's problems would be that easy to fix.

A retired official at the Chattanooga, Tennessee, District Attorney’s office, wrote an insightful article on this matter in the The Daily Caller: "My solution would get the distaff part of our homosexual population off our collective “Broke Back,” thus giving straight male GIs a fair shot at converting lesbians and bringing them into the mainstream." By turning all these filthy God mocking lesbians in the US army into God fearing decent women we would clearly make our army strong again!

Lesbians, the real threat to America :


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