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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This is not the Grindr or Penetratr or whatever application or whatever that the classified ads have turned into and the harlots are now using. You two need to keep your private part businesses among yourselves and praise the Donald. And Jesus. Of course. Jesus, too.
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Sir, I was only trying to marry off my daughter, but I humbly apologize for wasting your bandwith by transacting private business. It won't happen again!
Praise Jesus? I do every day, multiple times! And I am a God-fearing Christian! I follow Leviticus 20:13 (except for the part about killing them, which would be a violation of secular law, which Jesus commands us to follow in Romans 13:1). I have
never visited either of those faggot sites! Praise Jesus and his right hand Donald!