Thank you for the advice concerning electric chairs. Recently I was assisting at an outdoor event and these vibrating horrors were available free-of-charge. "Oh," someone said, "You're one of the volunteers aren't you?" I looked at him but he ignored me and carried on: "You can have a free go, you've just finished haven't you.." so I sat down, actually welcoming the rest and it
was very comfortable.
Until he turned it on!
There were oscillating bulbs everywhere. Head. Shoulder. Elbow. Wrist. Ankle. Back. The lower part of the spine. Need I continue? It was impossible to move, such was my surprise about half way through the experience, indeed the chair man had to tell me when it was finished because I thought it was still running! Such is lure of these seemingly innocent devices and I'm happy that no such thing will ever be installed in Landover, especially not for use by the elderly.