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Default Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More! - 03-18-2020, 02:24 PM
In addition to being a nation of godless idol worshippers, the Italians are a tribe of drunken wine bibbers. They wake up every morning with a hangover and angrily yell CHE! at everyone they encounter. They then make things worse by drinking their foul and bitter coffee, which they call espresso. Then, those who have jobs drive off, seething with irrational angers, but ready for Italian traffic. After they arrive at their destination, they usually drink a bottle of wine and assume the usual attitude of drunks the world over.


Drunks in their cups often make foolish decisions. One decision recently made by Italians is to hug Chinamen they encounter for some reason understood only by them. Chinamen are known to be carriers of the Corona Plague, so the friendly and drunk Italians now have plenty of the plague themselves. The same thing happened during the Black Plague (not the Negroe jazz musicians in the thirties, the other one). For some reason, Italians like to hug sick people who have been struck down by God with some plague or another. This has never worked well and it isn't working as planned now either.


God smote about half of the Italians with the Black Plague and I expect the results of this one will be about the same. God hates idol worshippers and He will not sit idly by and watch their antics without a reaction.


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