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Thumbs down Why so many kids are fat gluttons: blame anti-choking regulations - 12-03-2019, 11:43 PM

For those of you unfortunate enough to have to travel to the sh!thole countries, you may have noticed a strange foreign product called "kinder surprise". It's a chocolate egg with a toy inside:


It works well enough overseas, but they are no longer sold here. In America, a land infested by the demon of gluttony, the name "kinder surprise" takes on a new meaning as the "kinder" tries to eat the thing in one bite and is "surprised" by the fact that they are now choking to death.

These spoiled brats have never encountered food they had to chew, let alone food that has to be separated from non-food. When these lazy and thoughtless gluttons die, it is no different than the sinners God smote in The Great Deluge. Our nation is stronger, smarter and most importantly skinnier now that we are without them. It is good and meet to praise the LORD for smiting them with His righteous judgement.

But, as always, liberals are trying to thwart God's will. They have introduced anti-choking regulations, and ink-wasting warning labels on packaging. And what has been the result?
AAAS: Children's deaths from choking on small objects dropped by 75 percent from 1968 to 2017...
It used to be that if you decide to swallow 'em all and let God sort it out, God would sort you out. God still does, sometimes: "184 children in the U.S. died from choking in 2017." 3 times that is 552.
That's 552 righteous smitings prevented by God-hating libcucks EVERY YEAR.

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Above: what 500 people looks like. Or would look like, if they were skinny.
That's 5520 more stupid, gluttonous, swallow-first-think-never lardballs allowed to waddle the streets of America every decade. Now you know where the "fat acceptance" movement came from.


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