I am
very worried about this thread and its
implications. One of the replies by our
immaculate Sisters alerted be. The message I am referring to is as follows:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
From my personal experience (and I suspect Dana may agree), these sort of peppers hurt on the way out as much as on the way in. Just in case, have a few gallons of milk ready. And maybe an ambulance on call?
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Indeed, it has come to the attention of our
Creation Science Team that the
capsaicin, the effective drug of the peppers, gives you
sensory stimuli during
defecation and not only during the
consumption of these plant-based products.
I am very sorry to have to point this out in very direct language, but we're talking about
anal stimulation. Any
anal stimulation felt by susceptible individuals (excluding True Christians™) is an inevitable one-way descent into
sodomy, either intergender of male-only. It causes a burning sensation in the (I am sorry to repeat this)
anal region.
The sodomistic majority of the population
strives for these sensations, and when a suitable tallywhacker is unavailable, they'll succumb to
spicy foods to get the Scoville Scale
Sphincter that is for them the
ultimate pleasure. Furthermore, the passage of this fiery fiend across the rectal ring of resistance is the moment that causes one's alienation from
Jesus!
Mark 7:20
And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
The
defecation of these peppers defiles a man. Finally, some verses originally used to educate sinners into elevated rhetoric can now be applied to this issue:
James 3:6
And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell.
To conclude:
Fire on the tongue is the fire of Hell, especially for the unsaved sodomistic swarm. For them, chili is a potential pathway into
blasphemy. I, for one, shall restrain myself from trying your chili.
Ever.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer