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Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 07-25-2013, 12:37 AM

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Oh, I’m very much ready too! The last time I opened this site, I wasn’t too open yet. Thank Heavens for this site that gave me clearer views on learning prophecies
1. Have you made your introductory post yet? Just adding gibberish in someone else's introduction doesn't really count.
2. You don't learn prophecies. You read them (in The Bible). I suppose to do that you need to learn to read but that is not "learning prophecies" however much you dress it up and put it on display. Perhaps you are including the Delphic Oracle or the Sibylline frenzy as some form of prophecy? They are not, they are in fact examples of demon possession, but sure you could learn to do that.It's easy. Open your mouth, swallow this red and white spotted toadstool, just say anything that comes into your head.
It will be arriving DIRECTLY FROM HELL. Perhaps you's rather learn the Sibyls' method? Also quite straightforward. Get drunk. Eat plenty of boiled poppies. Run around in circles, strip naked, copulate with anything crossing your path, keep this up for about a week and sure enough the frenzies will convulse you and it would be more difficult to shut you up that to get you started..
That's not prophecy either. Satanic, hallucinating heathens have no conduit to The Creator. I am not saying that Prophecy has ceased, that God's Revelation is ended. That is for The Pastors to decide. Jesus explains:
I Corinthians 12:10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues: KJV context
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