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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Shouldn't the Literature prize be God, too? He did write the mostest-best selling book of all time.
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Dear Sister,
I almost totally agree, but I'd go for a
shared Prize (that's what they do all the time with the
Piece Prize and the Alchemistry Prizes). I'd include
Jesus as a nominee. He
is God (John 10:30) and if they are
One, how could we
exclude Jesus. On second thoughts, We also have to nominate the
Holy Ghost as it would be unforgivable if
God and Jesus were to share the Prize without the
Spirits.
Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
In addition, we must include our
Beloved President Donald Trump for His
Tweets. They've previously awarded the
Communist singer Bob Dylan for his lyrics, so you don't need a novel-length book to be nominated and the output of
Mr. Trump surpasses those of Dylan or Doris LeSin by
thousands of miles. I think that the
Tweet below - one of the bestest - is Nobel-class:
Next:
Medicine Prize. Once again,
President Trump would be the
obvious choice to share the Prize with
God and Jesus.
Trump's breakthrough:
God and Jesus's accomplishments:
Mark 6:13
And they cast out many devils, and anointed with oil many that were sick, and healed them.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
