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Sinner Re: Our list of nominees for the Nobel prizes - 05-23-2019, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
I've read the nominations for the Medicine Prize and would like to suggest Moses. Through his submission to God revelations have been received concerning some very specific maladies.

Because of leprosy people needed to be declared unclean. The uncleanness is a stubborn one and would persist. Moses was obedient to God so through him the correct procedure was revealed.
Dear Sister,

While you have exceptional cognitive skills for a mere woman, I am afraid that I cannot see much success in your nomination. The Nobel committee is very strict that a deceased person is not eligible to be nominated.
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The posthumous rules changed in 1974. Before 1974, a person could be awarded a prize posthumously if he or she had already been nominated, which was the case with Erik Axel Karlfeldt (Nobel Prize in Literature 1931) and Dag Hammarskjöld (Nobel Peace Prize, 1961). Under the 1974 Statute changes, the prize may only go to a deceased person if the recipient dies between the time the award is announced and the date the prize is awarded (December 10)
We must now assess if Moses died before the nomination. As it turns out, he did.

Deuteronomy 34:5-6
So Moses the servant of the LORD died there in the land of Moab, according to the word of the LORD. And he buried him in a valley in the land of Moab, over against Bethpeor: but no man knoweth of his sepulchre unto this day.

We should also ask if Moses was a True Christian™ and as it turns out, he wasn't. He was only a Jew who did not accept Jesus Christ as his personal savior. Despite his staggering CV in medicine, he is most likely in Hell receiving tungsten enemas as I write this.



Thank you anyway for your only slightly uneducated contributions (but exceptionally good for a mere woman), dear Sister. It is likely that this deceased rule will eventually change when the Nobel Committee is taken over by the True Christian™ community and then we might see also some of the Apostles awarded with the Prizes.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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