I have considered this for a long time and I have realized that Islam has the best payout.
In Christianity's heaven you get a mansion.
John 14:2
In My Fathers house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you.
The streets are paved with gold and the walls of the city of heaven are encrusted in jewels.
Revelation 21:15-
In the Christian heaven people are resurrected into a chaste state where there will be no marriage or sex.
Jesus said to them, "For when they rise from the dead, they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven."
In the Islamic heaven, you get drunk all day and have sex with virginal women.
The righteous shall return to a blessed retreat: the gardens of Eden, whose gates shall open wide to receive them. Reclining there with bashful virgins for companions, they will call for abundant fruit and drink.
Quran 38:51-2, Sad
You can marry virgins who I guess stay as virgins forever.
As for the righteous, they shall be lodged in peace together amid gardens and fountains, arrayed in rick silks and fine brocade. Even thus; and We shall wed them to dark-eyed houris (virgins).
Quran 44:51-54, "Smoke,"
You can bugger boys to your heart's content.
Round about them will serve, (devoted) to them. Youths (handsome) as Pearls well-guarded.They will advance to each other, engaging in mutual enquiry. Quran 52:24-25 "The Mountain"
More specifics on how great it will be. An outdoor scene where it's never hot or cold, yet you get to lay on a couch all day. You get neat silk and gold robes to wear too.
And will reward them for what they patiently endured [with] a garden [in Paradise] and silk [garments]. [They will be] reclining therein on adorned couches. They will not see therein any [burning] sun or [freezing] cold.
And near above them are its shades, and its [fruit] to be picked will be lowered in compliance. And there will be circulated among them vessels of silver and cups having been [created] clear [as glass] Quran 76:11-19 "The Man"
And of course more boy buggery.
There will circulate among them young boys made eternal. When you see them, you would think them [as beautiful as] scattered pearls. Quran 76:11-19 "The Man"