Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape -
08-23-2012, 12:22 AM
Does this mean that if you're already pregnant you can't get raped?
I hope so, because that would mean I can't get raped for at least six months I think. Aaron thinks the Mexicans that mow our lawn want to rape me and throw me down the old well behind the hog pen. That's why he locks me in the root cellar on Tuesdays.
YIC
Mrs. Aaron Portway
Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.
"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
Pat Robertson
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