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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Brother Jeb, Sir, none of my children has ever swum in a pool - so unhygienic - but as you know, we live by the sea, close to the English channel which is a fairly busy shipping lane. My view on the matter is that lifeguards are a totally unnecessary luxury. Any child who, by the age of 3, lacks the faith to keep out of the way of passing tankers and ferries richly deserves his or her fate.
I have not yet lost a child to a watery grave, which I think proves my point? By faith they survive! Hebrews 11:29.
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Good for you, Sister Joanna. One wonders if all those people who died of AIDS had been in a swimming pool? Lifeguards just don't fit the moral mission of Freehold, IA. If other cities want to parade naked city employees like homosexual meat let them have at it.