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Default Re: Let’s Buy the Catholic Church - 10-23-2019, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
It's a difficult one, isn't it?

The Vatican alone is estimated at $10 billion:http://content.time.com/time/magazin...833509,00.html, I should imagine that, world wide, that can be trebled.


Now that is not a sum beyond Landover's pocket BUT... Who gets the money?

If you think that God would want to put huge wealth into the personal hands of the Servants of Satan, you have been severely misled somewhere along the line.

I have considered the dream, and to me it is all about faith. The butterfly is sentimental, lieberal, fluffy-bunny, thinking - the sort of belief that "God is some sort of Celestial Soup Kitchen" Who is, in some way, interested in abominations - you need to rid yourself of these thoughts.

Additionally, you might want to get some insect killer - you don't want things creeping and crawling over Jesus!
You make some excellent points there Pastor Bathfire, but what's missing from all those estimates of the holdings of the Vatican bank is a balance sheet - like assets and liabilities.

Now we know that there has been a seemingly endless streams of law suits for many years now against the cathylicks for their practice of buggery. These lawsuits have to work their way through the courts before they are adjudicated and the funds are finally paid out.

It seems like every time a new pope is elected we get promises that the scandals surrounding the Vatican bank will get straightened out - but it never seems to happen (and where are the audits).

My guess is that once Francis got a look at a balance sheet was the time he decided that world wide communism was the answer - once the church became owned by the state it would get bailed out by the taxpayers. In essence, the liabilities far exceed their assets due to buggery lawsuits and that the Vatican is essentially already bankrupt.

I would recommend that any ex-cathylicks in our congregation that were buggered in their youth get one of our excellent joo lawyers and file suit in the Freehold circuit court and get in line.

In summary, even if you had the money you would not be wise to buy the cathylick church. Hold on to your money as there will be great deals to come for church property.

As to the butterfly, it may be a sign that Springtime for Jesus is coming (to the tune of Mendelssohn's Spring Song).



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