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Default Jesus Christ says: SMOKING is NOT Bad For Your Health! - 02-20-2011, 03:54 PM

The biggest hoax ever!
The biggest lie created by democrats is that smoking would be bad for you. This lie has been repeated over and over till we reached the point where almost everyone is now believing this blatant lie. It's clearly time to set the record straight and to free all smokers in the world for being prosecuted by the biggest lie in the history of mankind. This "smoking is bad" hoax has already cost over $400,000,000,000 in taxes and settlements. In comparison, the Moon landing hoax only cost us $25,400,000,000. Stopping this nonsense would cut or entire deficit in half!

God wants us to smoke!
The indisputable proof for this is in the Holy Bible. In Genesis 1:29 we are told that God gave us every herb on the planet, including tobacco: "... I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth..." In Romans 14:2 God makes clear these herbs are not for eating: "... who is weak, eateth herbs." So God explicitly gave us tobacco and also tells us we should not eat it. This clearly means we have to smoke it!

According to God, smoking is NOT bad for you health!
God clearly forbids excessive drinkin
g: Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk ..." If these lying democrats would be right in their claim that smoking is much worse for us that drinking, don't you think our Almighty Creator would have mentioned this in the Holy Bible? Since the Bible doesn't mention the dangers of smoking at all, while it warns us about a lot of other dangers, there can be only one conclusion: According to God, smoking is not bad for us!

But don't people die every day due to smoking?
Of course not. If smoking would actually kill people everyone smoking would die young. Many people have gotten over 90 while smoking so smoking clearly does not kill people. Everyone knows countries where people die young are also countries where almost no one smokes. E.g. countries like Angola, Liberia, Afghanistan and Niger. So clearly smoking reduces your chances of dying young instead of increasing them.

But doesn't science prove smoking is bad?
Quite the opposite. There is scientific proof that democrats conveniently ignore. Scientific statistics prove smoking increases life expectancy! In Japan people smoke 2600 cigarettes per capita, in China people smoke 1320 cigarettes per capita. Yet in Japan the life expectancy is the highest of the world at 82.6 while in China it is 73.0. So smoking twice as much increases their life expectancy with almost 10 years!

But why would democrats lie to us about this?
The "smoking is bad" lie was created by democrats to make us pay insanely high taxes. Just recently Obama abused the "smoking is bad" lie to put ridiculous amounts of money into a health care system based on lies, lies and then some more lies. The "smoking is bad" lie has been used for decades by lazy democrats to put hard working republicans out of business.

Smoking is how Jesus Christ creates His halo:


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 02-21-2011 at 01:36 AM. Reason: Typo
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