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Guns This Day in History: January 29th (Oprah's Birthday) - 02-03-2019, 10:12 PM

904 - Pope Emeritus Sergius XIII comes out of retirement to take over the papacy after the deposition of the antipope Christopher. It is entirely possible that history will repeat itself, and that the Nazi ex-Pope Maledict XVI will launch a coup to take down the liberal beaner Francis.

1258 - Vietnamese peasants defeat the Mongol invaders, forcing them to withdraw. See, it's not just America who had difficulties with those little yellow jungle rats.



1916 - Jesus smiles as German zeppelins rain down fire on Paris, the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah (Genesis 19:24).



1954 - Morbidly obese nigress and liberal talk show host Oprah Winfrey is born in Mississippi. Her unwed teenage mother tries to name her after Orpah from the Bible (Ruth 1:4, Ruth 1:14), but she is too stupid to spell it correctly.


2002 - As part of his Godly crusade against Islamic terrorism, President George W. Bush describes regimes that sponsor terror as an Axis of Evil. This includes Iran, Northa Korea, (for some reason not Israel), and, most importantly, Iraq. This particular desert shithole, under the tyrannical rule of Saddam Hussein, had confirmed links to al Qaeda, was harboring Osama bin Laden, and was known to possess WMDs.



2009 - Democratic Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich removed from office after being convicted of corruption. Big shocker there. For trying to sell Barack Obonga's vacated Senate seat, he winds up in prison, joining his gubernatorial predecessor George Ryan (serving time for racketeering). This is what happens when too many negroes are allowed to vote.


2017 - Some French Canadian nutcase named Alexandre Brissonnette goes on a killing spree in Quebec City. Thankfully, the only casualties are Muslims. How's that gun control working for you, Canada?


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