This is getting
tedious. I just watched
Episode 5 "The Empire Strikes Back" despite
powerful urges to discard this show and send the time more profitably in Fervent Prayer. However, the Obi-Wank saga goes on and on and on in circles of betrayal and escape. The villainous Jedi Obi-Wank hides in some kind of an
Islamic colony but the cunning police force has tracked him there and they attack the criminals and infidels.
This episode is all about the
cowardice of the Force-worshipers and the
brave attempts of the Imperial Police to take them into custody. It would all work out fine, but the Hamite policewoman turns out to be a double agent who betrays (expectedly)
Jesus and stalls the bust.
Ergo, once again the criminals flee. Mr. Vader is once again betrayed, he arrives at the scene too late but still has time to punish the Hamite female.
Now, there are some issues that make the Jedi especially
disgusting.
- Wardrobe: They never ever wear decent suits or ties.
- Grooming: It is clear that Catlick depictions of Jesus are false and He must have kept His beard well-shaven and used a smart jacket wherever He went. Compare this to the nasty Jedi outfit (those who cherish clean suits may be triggered).
So the story will probably go on. The end of this episode suggested that in addition to
treachery and
disregard for higher powers (Romans 13:1), the Obi-Wank person has seemingly
unnatural interest in children. While the Leia person is of marriageable age, the Episode ends in a scene where an approximately 10-year-old boy sleeps in bed. Obi-Wank's next
victim, perhaps?
Luke 17:2
It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.
Why the Luke verse? Because THIS LITTLE BOY IS CALLED
LUKE! This obviously means that the Obi-Wank heretic is directly opposing the BIBLE when he goes on to
seduce this boy in the next episode, "The Return of the Jedi".
Will I keep watching? Obviously, as I need to gather enough data to write Sarah Palin about this and then she can ban this show.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
