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Default Re: Found a dookie while cleaning out the Book Pew Racks. - 11-09-2022, 12:42 AM
I can't believe that a member of the LBC congregation would commit such an appalling act of profanity and desecration upon the holiest site in all Creation. It had to have been one of the help, or an atheist infiltrator. I'll be praying that the perp is quickly caught and dealt with.


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Rules for our Church services:

Jesus and his designated representative on Earth, Pastor Ezekiel, are number one.

There is no number two.
(Where does "do not talk about Mandingo fight club" fit in? Oops sorry)

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