Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-07-2017, 12:29 AM
Thank you for the advice, my dear brothers and sisters. As you can imagine, Mr. Etheldreda and I have been quite upset by this revelation of disobedience. We've decided to keep her in our eyesight at all times until our prayers have been answered. This makes it a bit uncomfortable, for example to attend to calls of nature, but such is the life of a devoted parent. Furthermore, she'll bear her belly area to us each and every day for inspection so we can attend to any weight gain or loss as it occurs. She's lost all privileges, such as music, her 20 minutes on the computer, or sitting in chairs or sleeping in a bed. Physical correction has been increased and will escalate as necessary. Thank you most of all for your prayers. I feel a bit more empowered because of them.
God Bless.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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